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I'm being avoidy, so here is a meme gacked from 808song

Post ten statements about yourself, two of which are lies. Get your friends to guess which two are lies. Tag five people

. I was always scared of my friends' parents

. I snogged with a girlfriend to get money and drinks

. I am allergic to rabbits

. I have never been in love

. I used to play with matches and almost set fire to an old folks' home

. I moved house to avoid a 'friend' who came round every day

. I bite my fingernails

. I punched my dentist

. I am intimidated by male authority figures

. The first time I got drunk I 'keyed' all the cars in my road and got arrested the next day, spoiling a big family picnic


There you go - do yer worst