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[lolabobs]

I'm being avoidy, so here is a meme gacked from 808song

Post ten statements about yourself, two of which are lies. Get your friends to guess which two are lies. Tag five people

. I was always scared of my friends' parents

. I snogged with a girlfriend to get money and drinks

. I am allergic to rabbits

. I have never been in love

. I used to play with matches and almost set fire to an old folks' home

. I moved house to avoid a 'friend' who came round every day

. I bite my fingernails

. I punched my dentist

. I am intimidated by male authority figures

. The first time I got drunk I 'keyed' all the cars in my road and got arrested the next day, spoiling a big family picnic


There you go - do yer worst

Comments

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

nope, both of those are true...

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

I am scared though - the more arrogant they are, the more I tremor - I'm talking the Dr Cox stylee (and Oh God, If they're pretty and in authority that's me completely smitten AND intimidated.

One of your other guesses is right though!

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

oh I suppose I should tell you which one! - I lied about the car keys - That was my brother not me.

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

You love ME, Jodi

How could I forget that one? Opps. okay, there are three lies.

Love, car keys and A.N.Other

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

Yay! I have no rabbit allergy. I have no rabbits either.

My dad used to grow rabbits in the garden, then kill them and expect us to eat them.

Mum put a stop to this eventually.

I do not think this has scarred me.

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

he growded them from other rabbits. I remain only thankful that he did not attempt to teach me the facts of life with these handy visual aids.
Instead my Mum bought me a book with "now you're growing up" type pictures.

She was always very impatient with things ike that - I think I developed at inconvenient times. When I decided I needed a bra she was all "yes, yes, we'll talk about it later", and when I started my periods and went out crying to tell her (I was a wussy child) she was "What's the matter with you?" and unprepared in every way.

She's a very good Mum btw

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

oh Mum was open - she'd announce unpleasantly open things when I really didn't want her to, but when the big events actually happened she was always grumpy.
My first period (after she'd spent *months* warning me that I would start soon (reeling off unpleasant signs and omens), she still hadn't bought any protection for me - I had to wear an old fashioned, surfcoard sized, loop towel for my first experience of womanhood!

[sjames-centre.livejournal.com]

Only two are lies???

wow.

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

erm, yes.. I never said I was well balanced! - some of them may have valid explanations! :D

[sjames-centre.livejournal.com]

well, you obviously have a much more, umm, interesting, life than I do.

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

remember two of em are lies!

Plus, I'm a mature, sensible adult now...!

[sjames-centre.livejournal.com]

oh, sensible and mature.
Are those two more lies?? :)

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

*gasp*

:D

[sjames-centre.livejournal.com]

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