Oh, no! I don't think Dutch is lovely lovely or sweet or that I would like to marry him or know him, I just love how well he's written and I love EVERY DIFFERENT WAY that Claudette looks at him, and I love that they could totally carry a show all their own and just be great, and I love that he's so weird and messed up and creepy. I love him. I don't trust him. I'M NOT MAD, LOLA, NOT CRAZY MAD.