yes! Don't spend money on fancy napkins, start with decent cutlery.

I once came home from a drunken quiz night out with 4 sets of knives and forks in my handbag. Totally NOT stolen. I vaguely remembered needing to clear the table to do quiz things and there being nowhere but the floor for the cutlery. My handbag was the logical place I guess.

Of course, on another occasion I came home with two plungers for which there is no explanation.