I aten't dead.

[lolabobs]

It is done. I am biopsied and probed and all sorts. I also suspect that they swung me around from the stirrups, rented me out as a crash test dummy and dropped me off the trolley - something has to account for the bruises and my extreme inability to move for days. But the bruises are fading and I am capable of movement once more, so hurrah!

How is everyone out there? All well and shiny I hope.

In the 'week' of my absence my nephew was mugged - bastards. But E fought back and floored teh git and lost only a necklace, although was shaken up.

Also discovered that my aunt was targetted by arsonists last Thursday and she lost her caravan, two sheds and contents, an awning and half her conservatory before the fire brigade killed teh flames.

In less dramatic news I have returned to my home to find that a cat has been in and peed somewhere, I've yet to seek out where.

Ah well.

I'm Baaaaaack!!!

Comments

[whatho.livejournal.com]

Hello! I'm glad you're home and mobile. The world was a bit rubbish to you in your absence though.

Can your cats track down the source of the errant cat wee? Mine wouldn't leave the spot in question alone when that happened.

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

I think the cats are ashamed they let someone else in and are steadfastly pretending there is no smell. Either that or they did it themselves and are now doing the feline equivalent of whistling nonchalently