My brother's cat once came home very pleased with himself and growling possessively over a roast potato. It had probably been cooked with the meat and had lovely juices over it so he wasn't fussed about it being technically a vegetable. A steak, though -- that's quite an accomplishment!
Oh my. That's hilarious. Come to think of it, it's the funniest thing I've heard or read all day.
Many years ago my then-boyfriend's dog brought home a fish -- I don't know what kind, but it was at least 12 inches long. I have no idea how or where the dog got it as we didn't live near a lake or stream. Almost as inexplicable was the then-boyfriend's reaction -- he was convinced it was a death threat. (Fish = sleeping with the fishes = murdered & body hidden.)
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Reject all inferior offerings until they get the message!
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Many years ago my then-boyfriend's dog brought home a fish -- I don't know what kind, but it was at least 12 inches long. I have no idea how or where the dog got it as we didn't live near a lake or stream. Almost as inexplicable was the then-boyfriend's reaction -- he was convinced it was a death threat. (Fish = sleeping with the fishes = murdered & body hidden.)
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(As in your tale, I think it's the nonchalance with which they do it that makes it so special!)
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