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[lolabobs]

Last week, you may recall, my cats brought me a rat.

I was less than effusive in my thanks and, it seems this wounded my kitties.

They've upped their game.

Today I awoke to a steak.


Someone in my neighbourhood is not happy!

Comments

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaahahaha that's hilarious! This will teach them to leave steak out. Was it cooked or raw?

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

Raw!

[enednoviel.livejournal.com]

LOL! Awesome! :D

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

Hee hee!

[pebblerocker]

My brother's cat once came home very pleased with himself and growling possessively over a roast potato. It had probably been cooked with the meat and had lovely juices over it so he wasn't fussed about it being technically a vegetable. A steak, though -- that's quite an accomplishment!

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

heh - A potato is quite respectable. Goodness knows how mine got in to steal a steak!

[lemmealone.livejournal.com]

THEY BROUGHT YOU A STEAK? How can I train my cat to bring me steak?

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

Tough Love -

Reject all inferior offerings until they get the message!

[curiositykate.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I love your cats.

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

They certainly have their moments!

[vonandmoggy.livejournal.com]

This is pure AWESOME!!! :) How'd they get their paws and wee teeth on a whole steak!? I read this out loud to Von and we've both had a good laugh! :D

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

I just hope the steak owner doesn't follow them home!

[mrs-sweetpeach.livejournal.com]

Oh my. That's hilarious. Come to think of it, it's the funniest thing I've heard or read all day.

Many years ago my then-boyfriend's dog brought home a fish -- I don't know what kind, but it was at least 12 inches long. I have no idea how or where the dog got it as we didn't live near a lake or stream. Almost as inexplicable was the then-boyfriend's reaction -- he was convinced it was a death threat. (Fish = sleeping with the fishes = murdered & body hidden.)

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

Heee! I don't know what message a raw steak would send?!

[whatho.livejournal.com]

I once saw a cat stroll casually through an open front door and trot out bearing an entire slice of cooked gammon.

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

I guess I shouldn't be suprised really, they've brought me furry balls, kebabs, frogs, rats, mice and a live pigeon - why should steak surprise me?!

(As in your tale, I think it's the nonchalance with which they do it that makes it so special!)

[hardboiledbaby]

Bwahahahaha, at least you'll never go hungry!