I dreamt I'd missed the deadline for this year's NVQs. Not only had I missed the handing in date I hadn't even started the work. Had completly forgotten I had to do them. My colleagues were all disbelieving, thinking I was kidding them, then shocked, because I would lose my job. I had to go and tell my PDA, and I couldn't find, or even recognise her. When I finally did she was horror stricken at what I was telling her, and couldn't see a way out for me.
I woke up in a cold sweat, because I haven't done *any* work on NVQ, don't even know what modules I'm doing, haven't recorded any sessions and have no raw material to even start with.
I lay there, paniccing for another 10 or so minutes, desperately looking for solutions. Seriously. It took me that long to remember that I don't have to do NVQ anymore. That I am qualified (a year ago!) and am done with it all! God the relief when it finally sunk in!
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Later, I dreamt that I had to go to a party with Britney and Lynn Spears, that they were chavtastic and scrabby and I had to drive a massive truck home, having never had lessons. My head is broken!
I woke up in a cold sweat, because I haven't done *any* work on NVQ, don't even know what modules I'm doing, haven't recorded any sessions and have no raw material to even start with.
I lay there, paniccing for another 10 or so minutes, desperately looking for solutions. Seriously. It took me that long to remember that I don't have to do NVQ anymore. That I am qualified (a year ago!) and am done with it all! God the relief when it finally sunk in!
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Later, I dreamt that I had to go to a party with Britney and Lynn Spears, that they were chavtastic and scrabby and I had to drive a massive truck home, having never had lessons. My head is broken!