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So; I dreamt that I completed a meme that somehow, gave the impression that I had 4 children. When I realised, instead of either editing my post or saying "hey, whoops chaps, I phrased that wrong" I thought you'd all be cross with me. So instead I broke into an empty house and started a fire, in which I cooked some baked potatoes. These would represent my children, which Children's Services would then come and take away from me. This would, clearly make everything okay again.

Of course.

So got that? I didn't make a silly typo - I had four potato children which I cooked and were taken from me. So much better. Friends again right?

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Nicked from elfinessey.

Step 1: Put your itunes/mp3 collection on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 22 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing (and some of them are!)
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING! (And boring)
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.

1.Will you still be lying on that windy hill, so far from what I now know
2.Maybe I didn't love you, quite as often as I could have.
3.I'm a broken doll and you're the puppeteer.
4.While in the merry month of May.
5.I hate feeling like this, so tired of trying to fight this.
6.Town to town, two lane roads, family biz, two hunting bros.
7.I wanna be a billionaire, so fricking bad.
8. Hold me, hold me, never let me go, until you've told me, told me, what I want to know.
9.It's coming on christmas, they're cutting down trees.
10. Do you hear that playing? Yes we hear that playing.
11. Well, you dun dun me and you bet I felt it. I tried to beat you but you so hot that I melted.
12. Oh he treats me with respect, he says he loves me all the time.
13. Sometimes I see your face looking at me.
14. I see you driving round town, with the girl I love
15. You with the sad eyes, don't be discouraged.
16. Oh what? 1,2,3,4. Oooh, got a sheet for ma bed and a pillow for my head.
17. Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
18. As you walk my way, do you see my face? Sad behind a smile, fake it for a while.
19. I really can't stay.
20. I can only believe its a long way baby, in a sweet melody, won't you tell me maybe?
21. From a phone booth in 'Vegas, Jessie calls at 5am.
22. Put on my blue suede shoes and I boarded the plane.