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lauramcewan - I dreamt that you asked me to vouch for your friend; to sign that his hair wasn't too red for him to be pictured in a magazine. I had to stand there reading a magazine whilst your friend stood beside me, putting his head on the opposite page to prove he wasn't too distracting!

When I agreed it was okay I had to provide my National Insurance number and my Driving License and sign a contract. Then you had me lean forward and you scratched a statement onto the back of my neck (as in scarring me!) that I was a PO and a responible adult etc, but that as you only knew me via the internet you couldn't vouch that I was really female!

That's the last time I do you a favour!