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lolabobsI've found the good side to being fat and short sighted!!
A big bum means you can float! On the water! With no effort whatsoever!
Short sightedness means you can't see all the beautiful, skinny, brown things grimacing at your white bum floating on the surface of the pool!
I'm all for the silver lining!
A big bum means you can float! On the water! With no effort whatsoever!
Short sightedness means you can't see all the beautiful, skinny, brown things grimacing at your white bum floating on the surface of the pool!
I'm all for the silver lining!
