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Also I watched Masterchef tonight, and had a sudden slashtastic momentary vision of them doing the nasty and commenting on the explicit taste and content of the other. It was a scary and a bad image, and it made me smile like a loon, and now I've looked and there are 4 people on the whole of lj who list Masterchef as an interest, and none who list Greg Wallace or John Torrode. So where am I gonna get my cracky fic from?