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[lolabobs]

Also I watched Masterchef tonight, and had a sudden slashtastic momentary vision of them doing the nasty and commenting on the explicit taste and content of the other. It was a scary and a bad image, and it made me smile like a loon, and now I've looked and there are 4 people on the whole of lj who list Masterchef as an interest, and none who list Greg Wallace or John Torrode. So where am I gonna get my cracky fic from?

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[jekesta]

OH GOOD GOD. They make my stomach turn and you said a terrible thing. I am INCREDIBLY surprised no one has written the horrific fic you suggest, though. Shame on fandom. Or maybe it is developing TASTE. I hate tehm so much, they shout and don't say anything reasonable. Their sex would be so ugly and shouty. EW LOLA, EW.

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaahhahaa!

It's not like a fandom thing or anything, they make me laugh 'cos they are so very ridiculously shouty - especially John Torrode who is trying to be more than he is. It's just that last night they were being so very ott about identifying all the different flavours bursting across their tongue and flooding their mouths and it made me go to the bad place!

It is indeed a miracle that it has not been written... perhaps we've finally found the line drawn by fandom!!!