I aten't dead.

[lolabobs]

It is done. I am biopsied and probed and all sorts. I also suspect that they swung me around from the stirrups, rented me out as a crash test dummy and dropped me off the trolley - something has to account for the bruises and my extreme inability to move for days. But the bruises are fading and I am capable of movement once more, so hurrah!

How is everyone out there? All well and shiny I hope.

In the 'week' of my absence my nephew was mugged - bastards. But E fought back and floored teh git and lost only a necklace, although was shaken up.

Also discovered that my aunt was targetted by arsonists last Thursday and she lost her caravan, two sheds and contents, an awning and half her conservatory before the fire brigade killed teh flames.

In less dramatic news I have returned to my home to find that a cat has been in and peed somewhere, I've yet to seek out where.

Ah well.

I'm Baaaaaack!!!

Comments

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

yay you're back! Gad to know you're okay albeit bruised. Just rest up and take it easy. Do you have time off from work?

[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

Hee! I dreamt I came to stay with you in your snowy homeland! We had a meal with your family (some kind of tomato based sauce), prepared to go to a pub, then went and stood in the snow and a giant branch from a tree snapped under the snow weight and fell on top of me!!!

That aside I am recovering! And have had the week off work.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeee! That's so funny about the dream! I would totally take you drinking and feed tomato-based products to you and protect you from snapping tree branches :D

Glad you've had a week off. Relax and pamper yourself this weekend. ♥