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[lolabobs]

I'm being avoidy, so here is a meme gacked from 808song

Post ten statements about yourself, two of which are lies. Get your friends to guess which two are lies. Tag five people

. I was always scared of my friends' parents

. I snogged with a girlfriend to get money and drinks

. I am allergic to rabbits

. I have never been in love

. I used to play with matches and almost set fire to an old folks' home

. I moved house to avoid a 'friend' who came round every day

. I bite my fingernails

. I punched my dentist

. I am intimidated by male authority figures

. The first time I got drunk I 'keyed' all the cars in my road and got arrested the next day, spoiling a big family picnic


There you go - do yer worst

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[lolabobs.livejournal.com]

oh Mum was open - she'd announce unpleasantly open things when I really didn't want her to, but when the big events actually happened she was always grumpy.
My first period (after she'd spent *months* warning me that I would start soon (reeling off unpleasant signs and omens), she still hadn't bought any protection for me - I had to wear an old fashioned, surfcoard sized, loop towel for my first experience of womanhood!